From Byron

Jan. 7th, 2007 08:43 pm
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With a range of specially shaped attachments, you are machine exclusively created for The Sexing. Other creatures may fuss and fight, but you just want to hump all night. Make sure you rinse that nozzle after use!
What's your malfunction?

Date: 2007-01-08 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I don't know about exclusively, but that's definitely a well-put-together and well-oiled machine. *smirky smirk smirkdom*

Date: 2007-01-08 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I'm so glad you appreciate that fact.

Date: 2007-01-08 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, believe me. Lots of appreciation here. Right now, in fact.

Date: 2007-01-08 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Look, see? I'm all... appreciative.

Date: 2007-01-08 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think you should get over here and appreciate me being appreciative.

Date: 2007-01-08 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If you're being appreciative, shouldn't you come here?

Date: 2007-01-08 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
... 'kay. What am I appreciating, the well-oiled machine?

Date: 2007-01-08 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
And what it can do for you.

Date: 2007-01-08 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Right. Coming right over there to appreciate all its talents. Mmm.

Date: 2007-01-09 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*climbs on over to be very appreciative*

Date: 2007-01-09 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*smirks, does a little dance*

Completely mistaken, they are. *le pout*

Date: 2007-01-08 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Does Not play well with others
Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.
What's your malfunction?

Re: Completely mistaken, they are. *le pout*

Date: 2007-01-08 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Terribly worded choices with no room for debate. I suppose that some of my answers may have been ...abrubt?

Re: Completely mistaken, they are. *le pout*

Date: 2007-01-08 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Rudeness of the the new world grammar, I suppose. It is something that I should be overcoming soon enough. Honestly, there will be no stabbing sprees in my future, I promise you.

*gives the brightest smile he is capable of at the moment*

Re: Completely mistaken, they are. *le pout*

Date: 2007-01-08 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*smiles back, still worried*

Well, that's good. They'd just lock you up again.

Re: Completely mistaken, they are. *le pout*

Date: 2007-01-08 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*shudders* Twice is enough, though I must admit, this last time was far more comfortable than the first incarceration.


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